Mmmmmm. Ooooh. Oh, pizza. I love you so much. Ti amo così tanto. You know why I love you? Because you’re bad for me. So bad. And it’s not the saturated fats. It’s not the calories. You know what is bad? So very, very bad about you? You’re tied to the mafia - BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY. I love your gangland ties! You don’t have to do the killings yourself, your hands are clean! MAKE ME YOUR MOB WOMAN, PIZZA! Oh. Ooooh. Oh, the remorse. Il remorso. Ohhh! Mmmm. (X)
Full version of Felicia Day’s fake pizza commercial at the end of this week’s Husbands.