December 2010
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Cracked: 7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable... →
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Cracked: The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were... →
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Billion to One Odds Says God Doesn't Agree
Old lady: Your dog is beautiful!
Young lady: Than--
Old lady: It's terrible what they do to those dogs in China. I won't even say but it's awful...Chinese people don't even deserve to live.
--Sunnyside post office
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Cracked: 5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe... →
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
– Jacques Deval
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
– Jacques Deval
megan rosalarian gedris: First drafts are always... →
rosalarian:
First drafts are always shitty. Even if you don’t think they suck, they do. They are filled with problems, inconsistencies, lazy wording, cliches, boring rambling paragraphs, stiff characters, and plot holes. You can’t always see them very clearly because you’re too close. Or sometimes, they’re…
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Why the U.S. Will Never Go Metric
Boy thug #1: He's like five foot twelve.
Boy thug #2: Dude, that's six foot.
Boy thug #1: Wait, five foot twelve is six foot?
Boy thug #3: Yes.
Boy thug #1: Five foot twelve is six foot?!
Boy thug #2: You're in height denial.
--N train
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Why the U.S. Will Never Go Metric
Boy thug #1: He's like five foot twelve.
Boy thug #2: Dude, that's six foot.
Boy thug #1: Wait, five foot twelve is six foot?
Boy thug #3: Yes.
Boy thug #1: Five foot twelve is six foot?!
Boy thug #2: You're in height denial.
--N train
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Tumblr Design Themes, Batch #1
The first batch of designs I’d like to keep track of.
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Tumblr Design Themes, Batch #1
The first batch of designs I’d like to keep track of.
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You'd Be Fired for That Anywhere Else in the US
Woman: I'd like a latte with percent milk.
Barista: Percent? You mean "two percent"?
Woman: No, just regular percent milk.
Barista: (...)
Woman, condescendingly: There's whole milk, and there's skim milk, and then in-between, there's percent milk. Got it?
Barista: You're gettin two percent. I hope that works for you.
--Starbucks
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Uptown 1 Train
Woman #1: So I get out of the station and I get on the bus and I text my boss, and what happens? Man don't even look at his phone! I get in and he starts yelling at me! Boy was he embarrassed when I said hello, I already texted you and told you someone fell in front of my train and I was gonna be late!
Woman #2: Ha ha ha! That's hilarious!
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Theme Garden
I wish there was a way to “favorite” tumblr themes. There are so many, I can’t find the few I like enough to choose between. May have to just start keeping track of them here.
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Picture Book Report →
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Semester Is Almost Over
I hate my damn English class. I can’t wait until the day is over and I’m done with this professor. I still have a paper I have to finish that I really, really don’t want to do. Eeugh.
Anyway, today’s officially the last day of classes at my first semester at Baruch College, though I’ve still got some finals until like… the 20th. Why do I have to take a Final...
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Life Chapter Titles
rosalarian:
If your life was a book, what life events would make the cut? What things were important enough to write about? And what would each chapter be called? Reblog with your own!
Baby in the Museum
Midlife Crisis at Age Ten
Daddy Not So Dearest
Friends O’ Mine
Senior Year: Time to Cut Loose
Am I Finally Being Me?
Money For Art School
God Damnit: Midlife Crisis Part II
Or...
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