December 2010
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Cracked: 7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable... →
Dec 31st
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Cracked: The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were... →
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Billion to One Odds Says God Doesn't Agree
Old lady: Your dog is beautiful!
Young lady: Than--
Old lady: It's terrible what they do to those dogs in China. I won't even say but it's awful...Chinese people don't even deserve to live.
--Sunnyside post office
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Cracked: 5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe... →
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
128 notes
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ListenSuspense - Thu, Jun 27, 1946: Return Trip...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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“God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.”
– Jacques Deval
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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“God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.”
– Jacques Deval
Dec 17th
megan rosalarian gedris: First drafts are always... →
rosalarian: First drafts are always shitty. Even if you don’t think they suck, they do. They are filled with problems, inconsistencies, lazy wording, cliches, boring rambling paragraphs, stiff characters, and plot holes. You can’t always see them very clearly because you’re too close. Or sometimes, they’re…
Dec 17th
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Why the U.S. Will Never Go Metric
Boy thug #1: He's like five foot twelve.
Boy thug #2: Dude, that's six foot.
Boy thug #1: Wait, five foot twelve is six foot?
Boy thug #3: Yes.
Boy thug #1: Five foot twelve is six foot?!
Boy thug #2: You're in height denial.
--N train
Dec 17th
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Why the U.S. Will Never Go Metric
Boy thug #1: He's like five foot twelve.
Boy thug #2: Dude, that's six foot.
Boy thug #1: Wait, five foot twelve is six foot?
Boy thug #3: Yes.
Boy thug #1: Five foot twelve is six foot?!
Boy thug #2: You're in height denial.
--N train
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Tumblr Design Themes, Batch #1
The first batch of designs I’d like to keep track of.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Tumblr Design Themes, Batch #1
The first batch of designs I’d like to keep track of.
Dec 16th
1 tag
You'd Be Fired for That Anywhere Else in the US
Woman: I'd like a latte with percent milk.
Barista: Percent? You mean "two percent"?
Woman: No, just regular percent milk.
Barista: (...)
Woman, condescendingly: There's whole milk, and there's skim milk, and then in-between, there's percent milk. Got it?
Barista: You're gettin two percent. I hope that works for you.
--Starbucks
Dec 16th
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Uptown 1 Train
Woman #1: So I get out of the station and I get on the bus and I text my boss, and what happens? Man don't even look at his phone! I get in and he starts yelling at me! Boy was he embarrassed when I said hello, I already texted you and told you someone fell in front of my train and I was gonna be late!
Woman #2: Ha ha ha! That's hilarious!
Dec 16th
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Theme Garden
I wish there was a way to “favorite” tumblr themes. There are so many, I can’t find the few I like enough to choose between. May have to just start keeping track of them here.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Picture Book Report →
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Semester Is Almost Over
I hate my damn English class. I can’t wait until the day is over and I’m done with this professor. I still have a paper I have to finish that I really, really don’t want to do. Eeugh. Anyway, today’s officially the last day of classes at my first semester at Baruch College, though I’ve still got some finals until like… the 20th. Why do I have to take a Final...
Dec 13th
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Dec 7th
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Life Chapter Titles
rosalarian: If your life was a book, what life events would make the cut? What things were important enough to write about? And what would each chapter be called? Reblog with your own! Baby in the Museum Midlife Crisis at Age Ten Daddy Not So Dearest Friends O’ Mine Senior Year: Time to Cut Loose Am I Finally Being Me? Money For Art School God Damnit: Midlife Crisis Part II Or...
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd